I am free! That is the first thing that popped in my mind the moment after the credits rolled and the Message “the
End” appeared on the screen, I had been brutalized, enslaved , and mentally imprisoned by the highest selling PS1 game
of all time in Japan. The game? The 7th installment in the long running Dragon Warrior series (Dragon Quest in
To start let me make a few things clear here before I start this review, I know literally no one that has ever played this
game, it is really a rare game, and a hard to find title on Gamestops, SquareEnix might release another batch of DW VII games
now that DQVIII encountered moderate success in the US. I am a collector and a hardcore Traditional RPG player and that is
the reason I bought DWVII in the first place.
Now for the formal review...ahem… While I and every other RPG fan in the world owes the birth of the traditional
RPG genre to the Dragon Quest/Warrior series, outside of Japan the series never caught on or earned any popularity specially
in the US. And the reason for this is not that the Japanese have a greater appreciation of art than the rest of the world
does…the reason that the first seven DW/DQ games never reached mainstream popularity anywhere but in Japan is because…quite
simply the series sucks! (can’t speak for the eight installment.) And the suckyness has never been more apparent than
That said I feel sorry for the 4 plus million of Japanese players that bought the game, and I also think they should get
some psychological counseling, too. This is truly the worst RPG I have ever played and I mean ever, I thought that no game
could ever beat Time Stalkers to claim that most prestige less title , but I can safely say that DWVII has out done itself
in every category to un-proudly claim that award.
DWVII is so bad that it has emotionally scarred me, this is the longest traditional RPG I have ever played clocking at
110 hours…yes 110 hours, and it took me 7 months to finish. Under normal circumstances I could have finished an RPG
that long in maybe 10 to 12 days, as I finished FFVII in five days and that one took me 52 hours. However what made DWVII
an affair of 7 long months was the fact that after the first five hours I realized that the game was a total waste of time
and playing it was the biggest single mistake I have ever made in my life.
Being that I am a respected reviewer in the net, I will , as always go into detail in order to explain why DWVII is officially
the worst RPG game this reviewer and gamer has ever played.
Let’s start with the graphics, yes I know that graphics are really the last thing that a hardcore RPG player should
look for in a game. But there are certain standards of quality that have to be met, in order to make an RPG game for the PS1
and that standard was set in 2-D by Wild Arms, and in 3-D by FFVII and Grandia. Therefore any RPG that came after these titles
had to at least approach a similar degree of quality in order to get any sort of credibility as a full fledged RPG title.
Sadly DWVII never reaches that standard in fact it couldn’t have been any farther from it. To say that the game looks
like dog crap on card board is not an over statement, because that is how the game simply looks.
Small pixilated sprite characters on rough, lifeless amateurish looking 3-D backgrounds that were probably originally intended
to be 2-D constructions since their layout is very primitive to say the least. The character sprites are most embarrassing
lacking any really detail or any fluid animation, it wouldn’t have made a difference if Akira Toriyama or the fat junkie
that smokes dope on the corner, would have made the designs since the graphics are so bad that the designs are never truly
seen as Toriyama intended and maybe this was for the best.
The character designs for DWVII are some of the ugliest most disproportionate atrocities I have ever seen on an RPG game.
It was like Toriyama donated his worst designs to this game, rather than throw them in the garbage can where they belonged.
I guess when Toriyama was designing Chrono Trigger’s characters he must have been drinking some lucky potion, because
I have seen better designs than this from seven year olds.
I don’t know who designed the generic locales in which the game takes place but they are barren and completely uninspiring,
and look half done, in fact half done really describes the entire game in some aspects. The worlds truly look devoid of life,
and detail, specially when compared to masterpieces such as Grandia and Xenogears. The graphical package presented here would
have scored horrendously low had the game been at 1995 PS1 title but the game came in 2001, and there is really no excuse
for the visuals sucking the way they do.
To me it really looks like the visuals (just like the rest of the game) were put together quickly and in an effortless
manner. Shame on Enix.
The Battles don’t fare much better, as the backgrounds are flat, the monster designs are okay if only because they
are actually presented in large sprites, their design still sucks for the most part, Akira Toriyama is really over rated.
Any of the FF games I have played for the SNES are actually more visually pleasing to the eyes than DWVII. Also another complaint
on the battles here is that you can’t see the main characters on the screen while in battle, while fans of the series
might say that Enix stuck to tradition, I say that Enix slacked and decided it was easier not to show the main characters
on the battle screen.
The game features some badly done FMV, which made wonder what they were done at all, perhaps ARMOR PROJECT/BIRDSTUDIO (the
developers) probably felt that they hadn’t embarrassed themselves enough by showing us how badly they were as graphic
designers, that they decided to show us how they are actually even worst as CG video artists.
Musically there is not really much to say other than the compositions are average fare and that by the 30 hour mark I was
sick and tired of the crappy melodies, and I still had about 80 more left of listening to the garbage.
As I said before the compositions weren’t exactly terrible but the lack of variety and the NES quality of sound (Yes
it would be an injustice to the aural quality in the music in Games like Lunar and Final Fantasy VI, if they were placed on
the same level with the aural quality of DWVII).
The Composer here Koichi Sugiyama who is apparently the series composer, does an average job, he is nothing to write home
about, I can’t believe that in Japan they actually hold concerts with music from the DW series, I have seen many sub
par RPGs that have better music and Aural quality. Since we are on the topic of sound now, I must note here that the sound
effects are from the NES era really, there is no voice acting, the only thing present on DWVII’s sound department are
recycled sound effects from past games.
Which brings us into the gameplay, yes Dragon Warrior plays like an old school game, I don’t mean like FFVI or Lunar
old school, I mean like 1989-1992 old school, then kind of old school that sucked. But at least FFI didn’t take any
more than 50 hours to get through DWVII out does any traditional RPG that came before it by actually lasting over 100 hours
of tedious, frustrating and repetitive gameplay.
First of all while the world in Dragon Warrior VII is huge and everything pretty much can be explored the whole search
for ‘shards’ to open up new lands concept gets old quick and not long after getting old it becomes a nightmare.
See shards can be hidden anywhere in the world, and most of the time you really have to guess where they are because no one
really tells you where they are, while most are given to you, there are some that will make you wander around aimlessly in
order to find them. Considering that there are more than twenty lands each with a past and a present version, it could take
hours upon hours of searching before you can find one of the missing shards and you are able to continue this becomes very
problematic 80 hours in, near the end of disc one (I know most people won’t even survive the first 20 hours so perhaps
I shouldn’t worry about that)
The game has a sick amount of mini games and side quest most of them which are stupid and meaning less, it is as if the
developers thought the game was so great that anyone with a brain would actually stick around after finishing the game in
order to finish the secret dungeons and build the “amazing” Monster Park, all these while striving hard to collect
all the Tiny Medals. It’s mind boggling that the developers actually thought out all of these minigames and yet they
couldn’t give us a solid battle system or a user friendly job class system.
Moving on to the battle system, DWVII’s breed of turn based battles are as primitive as it gets, don’t be surprised
if you pick up a copy of FF Origins and make the shocking discovery that FF1 actually has a more advanced battle system than
DWVII! The battles are right out boring this becomes apparent after ten hours in (this was a sign for the developers to make
the game shorter, and sign which apparently they turned a blind eye on), really I can say that I probably fought more than
5,000 random battles easily and that at least 90 hours of game time where spent on these long stretches of battles in which
all I had to do was press the Triangle button over and over and over. It is on these combat stretches where I actually found
the only good thing about DWVII.
With DWVII Enix has finally created the ultimate cure for Insomnia, I fell asleep four times while battling in the game,
I wasn’t playing until late or anything (In fact I only played only one to three hours a day, since the game was so
awful, that is why the game took me 7 months to finish). It all happened in plain daylight, I just collapsed out of boredom
and slept for two hours the one time until my mom woke me up. DWVII can have that powerful of an impact in a person.
While I will admit some of the bosses require some type of strategy to beat, it all depends (like in every other RPG) on
how high the level of your characters is and what combination of classes an specific character has mastered. When I beat the
game my main character was in level 45, which doesn’t seem like much considering I played for 110 hours but really sometimes
it can take an hour or two before your characters can level up and those are an hour or two of constant random battling, and
you better find a spot to cash on Metables (which can give you 10500 EXP per kill) or you might never see the end credits
in the game. The Job system is flawed FFV’s kicks this game’s butt in that regard and in every other aspect to
say the least.
The Class system in DWVII is very user unfriendly a lot of classes are useless and it can take more than 1000 battles to
master some of the more powerful ones, and to make things even worst the system is glitch full! At one point I was trying
to get three of my characters to master an specific class and after 500 battles only one of my characters had mastered the
class while the other two were still on level one!? Unfortunately leveling up alone won’t do much good so you better
get used to mastering a combination of classes if you ever want to see the disastrous ending that DWVII has to offer. However
like I said before most people will likely never get past the first 20 hours so why bother to explain this?
Either way the combat and leveling up system can be summed in one word…prepare for a tedious 90-100 hours of boring,
sleep inducing random battles, there you go old school freaks!
So far the graphics in DWVII are the lowest of the low, the sound is NES quality, and the Gameplay is boring, long, frustrating,
and painful, so what’s left? THE STORY!
While this category has redeemed many a terrible RPG in the past, in this case it will only serve to dig DWVII deeper in
the hole! Realize this your main character doesn’t speak (unless the game is Chrono Trigger, Zelda or Alundra you know
you have a problem), doesn’t have an interesting back story, I mean c’mon he is a fisherman!? Your accompanying
cast has no emotion, very few lines, in fact they never talk and when they do is to say something stupid and uninteresting.
So what you get is a cast you don’t care about in a world that is broken into pieces, which each piece of land having
their own little subplot, and with each subplot being a bad cliché stolen from another story.
So you got about 20 plus of the worst clichés in RPG History all put together into one neat little package, the story follows
the pattern of free a land from evil and move to next, free the land from evil there while moving through the clichéd situation
in that land, and repeat and repeat for about 80 tedious hours until you finally resurrect God and kill the demon lord, but
then God turns evil and locks the lands that you previously unlocked again and it feels as if as the developers thought you
were having such fun unlocking lands that you more or less have to repeat the same crappy pattern again but only for about
30 hour this time! Gee thanks ENIX!! NOT!!!!
There is absolutely no character development, and the story feels like it belong in the pre FFIV era, in fact FFII has
a better PLOT! The Plot would have sucked even if Enix had delivered a competent translation…but they didn’t,
the spelling mistakes run rampant and the game reads horribly, it feels as if the developing team behind this abomination
locked itself in a room from 1993 until 2001 and never witnessed the evolution of the genre. While there is cursing in the
game, it feels forced and out of place.
While the game began with a whimper it ended with a fart instead of the proverbial BANG, the ending like everything else
sucked and was an HOUR long, there were no FMVs (thank god) but there were a lot of sprites talking about nonsense for a FULL
HOUR Lord have mercy on us all!!! Not only that the whole game ends with a message from one of the characters that left your
party not 20 hours in, as if the message would bring a tear to my eye, in fact the existence of some characters in the game
is questionable as they served no real purpose to the story.
In my opinion the game should have ended some where around the 20 hour mark, that way I might have given the game a 3.0
in my score in a show of gratefulness from sparing me the pain and suffering of having to play a single hour more! But the
game over stayed its welcome for far too long, had the game ended at the 80 hour mark when you first Kill the damn Demon Lord
(what a silly name, is not as bad as FFV’s X-Death but close enough), then maybe a 2.5 would have been granted in the
over all score, but instead Enix decided to slap in DISC 2! Which made no sense really, I mean for all intents and purposes
the game should have ended with the death of the damn Demon Lord, but IT DIDN’T and I was forced to endure 30 more traumatizing
hours of the crap that is DWVII. Of course in order to keep my rep as a hardcore RPG gamer I stuck around till I finished
it, since I had a duty to write this review in order to save any innocent soul that might stumble upon the game thinking it’s
great because the game is god in Japan and DQVIII might be decent ( I don’t know since I haven’t played that one)
but you most remember that in Japan games about mosquitoes stinging people are massively popular, so that should tell you
Either way I stuck around till the end but those seven months were the most traumatizing, depressing months of my young
life, I feel like was robbed of seven months of my life I am was thinking in suing Enix actually, I mean that is how scarred
I feel this game has left me, I might even start taking some counseling, really I was having weird dreams of me preparing
to slay a Dragon in a mountain in Puerto Rico, and this were realistic feeling dreams, and this was all thanks to the traumatizing
experience of knowing that the next day I would have to play DWVII even though I didn’t have to but I was bound by my
code of honor as an RPG reviewer to finish the damn thing.
If it hasn’t become clear after this review, the moral of the review is that you shouldn’t buy it, yes it’s
rare, and yes the game is god in Japan, but it simply sucks and it will be a waste of your money and your life to play it.
This is by far the worst RPG I have ever played and the most traumatizing bad game experience I have ever had. It’s
one thing to be forced to play a bad RPG for 30 hours, is another completely different one to play one for 110 hours, the
longer the DWVII went the more I hated the game and everyone involved in its creation.